And as I breathe, and you be deceased
The world believe you deceived just to speak
You'se not the streets, you'se the desk
Use not your chest nigga, use a vest
Before two's choose ya rest, you chose death
Six feet deep, nigga, that's the depth



Jesus fucking Christ.
I restarted my Yellow-version Pokemon game the other day(old-skool Pokemon, FTW!) and I actually got into playing it today.
And let me say right now that I am not a fan of saving anything.
I'm one of those save-it-when-it's-done kind of people. 

So, I get all the way to Mt. Moon, having captured another three Pokemon, give or take a few, beat Brock on my first try with my kick-ass Butterfree and Mankey, and leveled all twelve of my Pokemon up to level 20. 
And you know what happened?
THE FUCKING SCREEN WENT BLANK.
Like, seriously. My SP(does anyone know what that stands for? And the DS - are they just throwing random letters in there?) didn't even have have the power off. I didn't touch a button, or nothing. The screen was still lit up, just blank.
So I stared at the little fucker, just waiting for my game to come back.
It did not. 
I could seriously kill someone right now.
Or cry.
Crying sounds good.
And listening to some emo screamo music, too.
Or hard-core rap.

Butyeah.
Do you know how tedious it was to sit there for two hours, just battling these weak little Pokemon to get mine all at the same level?
For TWO HOURS. 
GOD.

Like, seriously.
I'm going to have to go allll the way back and evolve my Caterpie into a Butterfree all over again.
Do you know how hard it is to level up Metapod?
And I don't even want to think about my now-level-two Sparrow.
I probably sound like such an idiot, getting so mad over a freakin' Pokemon game.
BUT STILL.



I know you can hear me God.
And let it be known that this is not funny.
Not funny at all.
I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE.

OHMYGOD.
WHAT.
THE.
HELL.
Yeah, guess who just saw the Avatar series finale?
Me.
And guess who is not happy?
Me.
And guess who had an inner voice that shouted 'OHMYGODAANGIHATEYOUDIEDIEDIE' after I finished watching it?
That would be me.
BECAUSE ZUKO WAS SUPPOSED TO GET THE GIRL.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE KATARA BACK TO THE FIRE COUNTRY AND MAKE WONDERFUL FIRE/WATER BENDING BABIES WITH HER, WHILE AANG SAT ON HIS MILLION YEAR-OLD BUTT AND BASKED IN THE GLORY OF SAVING THE WORLD.
I need to start liking more probable pairings. Like my favorite Naruto couple? ItaSaku? 
COMPLETE CRACKY GOODNESS. 
But now, guess what? 
HE'S DEAD AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S FALLING IN LOVE WITH NARUTO. 
GAWD.  
AT LEAST TAKE SASUKE, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 
And my favorite pairing for Harry Potter? 
Draco/Hermione.
Did it happen?
NUUUUUUU.
I guess I'm just addicted to crack.
;_____;
(The good, loving kind, that is.)

OH.
AND INUYASHA?
KAGOME LOVES SESSHOMARU MORE THAN YOU.

And to top it off, I'm grounded from my iPod, so I can't even listen to angsty/emo music that reflects the way I feel.
Srsly.
I need a new life.
;____;